MEN ARE LIKE: 1. Laxatives ... They irritate the crap out of you! 2.  Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are! 3.  Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them! 4.  Blenders ... You need one, but you're not quite sure why! 5.  Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips! 6.  Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say! 7.